{"id":6566,"date":"2010-11-05T10:06:22","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T17:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6566"},"modified":"2010-11-05T16:26:26","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T23:26:26","slug":"breathalyzer-busted-for-drunk-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/breathalyzer-busted-for-drunk-driving\/","title":{"rendered":"Breathalyzer Busted for Drunk Driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6567 aligncenter\" title=\"breathalyzer-busted-for-drunk-driving\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/breathalyzer-busted-for-drunk-driving-23694-1288876986-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"416\" height=\"618\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Irony (n): an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected, or the incongruity of this.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So the question is, is a guy in a breathalyzer suit, on Halloween, getting pulled over and arrested for a DUI <em>irony<\/em>? Or is it a coincidence? Or was it perhaps fate? To be fair, he<em> is <\/em>wearing pajamas underneath it. And the arrow <em>is<\/em> pointing to &#8220;brain damage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Irony, coincidence, or fate? Who knows. The only thing that&#8217;s for sure is this guy is a <strong>douche.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloidprodigy.com\/?p=23706\" target=\"_blank\">[source]<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6566\" data-postid=\"6566\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6566 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Irony (n): an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected, or the incongruity of this. So the question is, is a guy in a breathalyzer suit, on Halloween, getting pulled over and arrested for a DUI irony? Or is it a coincidence? Or was it perhaps fate? To be fair, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[3988,491,203,3985,478,3986,3987,2404],"class_list":["post-6566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-breathalyzer-costume","tag-costume","tag-funny","tag-guy-in-breathalyzer-gets-dui","tag-halloween","tag-ironic","tag-irony","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6566"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6566"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6569,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6566\/revisions\/6569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}