{"id":6694,"date":"2010-11-07T11:13:26","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T18:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6694"},"modified":"2010-11-09T12:06:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T19:06:48","slug":"spoonachos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/spoonachos\/","title":{"rendered":"SPOONACHOS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6715\" title=\"spoonachos1\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/spoonachos1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"324\" \/><\/p>\n<p>November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite their special teams having motor skills rivaling a Parkinson&#8217;s victim on cocaine. Unfortunately, we&#8217;ve begun to feel the consequences of football season: Monday hangovers, frazzled nerves from our failing fantasy teams, and of course, the extra pounds from the Sunday pizza, wings, and nacho binges.<\/p>\n<p>All of that was forgotten for me this morning, however, when I discovered that the God of Snack Foods has decided to smile upon our shoulders once again by delivering us<strong> SPOONACHOS<\/strong>, spoon shaped nachos. That&#8217;s right, the ever-present problem of breaking chips or not enough cheese PSC (per square chip) is finally over with the invention of these incredible edible spoons. Now you can finally construct a nacho plate of perfectly rationed chips, and never again will a chip go lonely; buried under the others, depressingly lacking any sort of\u00a0 &#8212;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:<\/strong> <\/em>Another disappointment in my Sunday snacking world: Spoonachos are <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5682101\/spoonachos-are-the-holy-grail-of-chips\" target=\"_blank\">just a concept design<\/a>, created by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.denisbostandzic.com\/\">Denis Bostandzic<\/a>, and thus, are only a figment of our collective drunk-munchies imagination. Let&#8217;s all cross our fingers that this incredible idea eventually comes to fruition.<\/p>\n<p>And that Steve Crosby gets fired.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6694\" data-postid=\"6694\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6694 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite their special teams having motor skills rivaling a Parkinson&#8217;s victim on cocaine. Unfortunately, we&#8217;ve begun to feel the consequences of football season: Monday hangovers, frazzled nerves from our failing fantasy teams, and of course, the extra pounds from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[1162,114,4002,2338,26,4003,4001,4000,1735],"class_list":["post-6694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-awesome","tag-chargers","tag-death-to-steve-crosby","tag-delicious","tag-football","tag-nachos","tag-snack-foods","tag-spoonachos","tag-sunday","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6694"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6720,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694\/revisions\/6720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}