{"id":6826,"date":"2010-11-11T12:35:29","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T19:35:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6826"},"modified":"2010-11-30T16:42:30","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T23:42:30","slug":"victorias-secret-fashion-show-finally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/victorias-secret-fashion-show-finally\/","title":{"rendered":"VICTORIA&#8217;S SECRET FASHION SHOW, FINALLY."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6832\" title=\"victoriassecret\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/victoriassecret.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the place, I feel like we could all use a little mind rinse with the sexiest women in fashion: that&#8217;s right: <strong><em>THE VICTORIA&#8217;S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOW.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The actual prime time event isn&#8217;t premiering until the end of November, but we got a <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5687531\/witness-the-absurdity-of-the-2010-victorias-secret-fashion-show\/gallery\/\" target=\"_blank\">sneak peek<\/a> at some of the shots from the world&#8217;s most important fashion show, and let me tell you: they&#8217;re a <em>teeny, tiny<\/em> bit weird. I mean, sure, we all need a little variety in our lingerie cat-walks, but<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6833\" title=\"Katy Perry-JTM-053852\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Katy-Perry-JTM-053852.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"387\" \/> at the same time, come on &#8212; do we need this creepy weight-lifter uniform (above) or the several <a href=\"http:\/\/assets.nydailynews.com\/img\/2010\/11\/11\/gal_victorias_63.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">demonic-looking winged things<\/a> that made an appearance at several times throughout the show? Let me just see the sexy Santa outfits and glittery angel outfits of yesteryear! All these gol-darn new-fangled get-ups are makin&#8217; me feel like a durn geezer over here! <em>WILLIKERS!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if there is one thing we&#8217;re thankful for it was the aptly chosen musical guest, <strong>Katy Perry<\/strong>, donning her VS Angel&#8217;s status bod in some incredible outfits. Sure her voice sounds like a dying Rhesus monkey&#8217;s desperate AIDS-fueled howls, but hey &#8211; it&#8217;s not a true Victoria&#8217;s Secret Fashion Show party unless the TV&#8217;s on mute and everyone drinks each time an ass cheek is shown, AM I RIGHT OR <em>AM I RIGHT?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Check back with us for BCU&#8217;s certified <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/victorias-secret-fashion-show-drinking-game\/\" target=\"_blank\">Victoria&#8217;s Secret Fashion Show Drinking game<\/a> on Tuesday, November 30th!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6826\" data-postid=\"6826\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6826 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the place, I feel like we could all use a little mind rinse with the sexiest women in fashion: that&#8217;s right: THE VICTORIA&#8217;S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOW. 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