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It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, “we got Bosh and Wade, so, whatevs<\/em>.” And when the Master of All that is Basketball<\/strong> uttered his fateful decision, the world was in shock. Three incredible players on one team? Is this a joke? Are they making the new Harlem Globetrotters? Are we in an episode of Scooby Doo?<\/em><\/strong>??<\/p>\n Fast forward to today and it’s suddenly a childhood reading of The Tortoise and the Hare<\/em>, except in this case the hare is a built-up, too-cocky basketball team who have a hilariously disappointing 5 – 4 record. In last nights SECOND loss to the Celtics, LeBron James<\/strong> and Dwyane Wade<\/strong> were a combined 0-for-10 on threes, and when talking to the Miami Herald<\/em><\/a>, Wade was quoted saying, “We’re the best 5-4 team in the league. How about that?” Awkwaaaaaard.<\/em><\/p>\n The upside is that this stunning(ly bad) performance by the Heat has actually made the early part of the NBA season watchable. Usually I don’t start paying attention until week 30 or so because UGH SO MANY WEEKS.<\/p>\n Hey, Heat, live up to your hype, why don’tcha? Or don’t because that would be the best joke ever.<\/p>\n\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, “we got Bosh and Wade, so, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[638,4045,2832,4047,3347,635,633,4048,1024,1835,11795,4046],"class_list":["post-6913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-basketball","tag-bosh","tag-celtics","tag-disappointing","tag-haha","tag-lebron-james","tag-miami-heat","tag-miami-heat-are-pretty-bad","tag-news","tag-sad","tag-sports","tag-wade","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6913"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6913"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6916,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6913\/revisions\/6916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}