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<\/p>\nAssuming that you’re not a NWO-fearing cabin dweller, you’ve probably heard of the drink Four Loko. But if you haven’t, let me give you the run down: Four Loko is a caffeine infused alcoholic beverage, said to have the strength of three cups of coffee and three beers, all in one 23.5 ounce, $2.50 can, making it just about the cheapest way to get a strong, alert buzz. Beyond that, it’s one of the most hotly-debated products on the market today, and several states are working to take the product off the shelves. Specifically, people who look like this:<\/p>\n
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They really chose a relevant-looking representation, right<\/em>? Nothing says “in the loop” and “not about to die” like shriveled old people with jowls and pursed-anus mouths. Today, the FDA is set to make a decision on whether or not to ban the drink across the country, along with others like it, like Joose. They say that caffeine and alcohol are a deadly mix, and that kids who drink the energy-booze drinks are more likely to make bad decisions, like driving drunk, when consuming that much caffeine. You know, they’ve got a point there, but does that mean they’re going to ban the mixture of Red Bull and vodkas at bars? Or Jaeger bombs? I highly doubt that, considering those are the highest selling drinks at many clubs and bars.<\/p>\n The company behind Four Loko is now planning on recreating the drink without the guarana, taurine, and caffeine, so as to keep them on the shelves, which means that BARF<\/em>. No thank you, malted kiwi-strawberry flavored caffeine-free alcoholic beverage. No thank you. <\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n *Note: Do you think those five Boring McDullsteins up there realize that at this very moment everyone is stocking up on Four Loko like there’s about to be a caffeine apocalypse? If anything, Four Loko should be thanking this lawsuit. Their sales must be through the ROOF!<\/strong><\/p>\n [Gawker<\/a>, WTSP]<\/a><\/p>\n\n Assuming that you’re not a NWO-fearing cabin dweller, you’ve probably heard of the drink Four Loko. But if you haven’t, let me give you the run down: Four Loko is a caffeine infused alcoholic beverage, said to have the strength of three cups of coffee and three beers, all in one 23.5 ounce, $2.50 can, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[467,4084,4085,4082,4087,4083,4088,4086],"class_list":["post-6990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-booze","tag-caffeine-and-alcohol","tag-fda","tag-four-loko","tag-four-loko-banned","tag-joose","tag-old-people-are-the-worst","tag-ruling","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6990"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6990"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6994,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6990\/revisions\/6994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"