{"id":6995,"date":"2010-11-17T11:48:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T18:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=6995"},"modified":"2010-11-17T13:32:23","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T20:32:23","slug":"have-sex-with-a-guy-with-a-mustache-day-is-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/have-sex-with-a-guy-with-a-mustache-day-is-tomorrow\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache&#8221; Day is Tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6996 aligncenter\" title=\"mustache\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/mustache.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"482\" \/><em>why don&#8217;t you just sleep with this guy if you love hair so much? via eatliver.com<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What is the deal with our glorification of mustaches these days? What with Movember and the influx of hipsters rocking face fur that would make an Italian plumber jealous, I am constantly left wondering when the hell we time traveled back to the early 80s. Needless to say, the cherry on the top of this prickly Creepsville cake came when I found out that tomorrow is &#8220;Have Sex with a Guy With a Mustache&#8221; Day on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asylum.com\/2010\/11\/11\/november-18th-declared-have-sex-with-a-guy-with-a-mustache-day\/?a_dgi=aolshare_facebook\" target=\"_blank\">Asylum.com<\/a>. I can only believe that the entire staff of the men&#8217;s online mag has diligently been growing upper-lip hair for the past couple months just so this day would apply to them.<\/p>\n<p>According to Asylum, they created the day in association with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanmustacheinstitute.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">The American Mustache Institute<\/a>, which means this is all a ploy by the Mustache lobbyists and Facial Hair elitists and we DEMAND unbiased, non-hair-partisan review of this holiday! Call your counselman today!<\/p>\n<p>This could have to do with my repulsion with mustaches, but I doubt it.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-6995\" data-postid=\"6995\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-6995 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is the deal with our glorification of mustaches these days?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[4089,2395,2105,683,4091,4090,2106,2404],"class_list":["post-6995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-asylum-com","tag-ew","tag-facial-hair","tag-gross","tag-have-sex-with-a-guy-with-a-mustache-day","tag-movember","tag-mustaches","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6995"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6995"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7004,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6995\/revisions\/7004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}