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Look. We women appreciate a guy who takes care of his body. We like someone who has a close relationship with their family. We definitely like a man who seems to have decent enough pride in cleanliness. However, those three things can easily be true in and of themselves without being in a photo together.<\/p>\n
Now, I am stuck here wondering the conversation that lead up to this awkward photo.<\/p>\n
“Hey, Grammy, would you do me a favor?”<\/strong><\/p>\n “OF COURSE MY WIDDLE HONEY BUNCHES OF CREATINE, WHAT CAN GRAM-GRAM DO FOR YOU?”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n “Will you take a photo for my dating profile?”<\/strong><\/p>\n “NO WOMAN WILL EVER BE ENOUGH FOR MY BABY ‘ROID-CUPCAKE. NEVER. But okay fine give me the camera and take off your shirt. Blast some nips, the ladies love that.”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n “Thanks, Nana, I love you.”<\/strong><\/p>\n “WHAT BUTTON DO I PUSH Y’ALL?”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n You heard right: Profile picture don’t #439: surprise awkward family appearances.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n\n \u00a0 \u00a0 Look. We women appreciate a guy who takes care of his body. We like someone who has a close relationship with their family. We definitely like a man who seems to have decent enough pride in cleanliness. However, those three things can easily be true in and of themselves without being in a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[1327,4139,511,4140,3616,4138,4141,3778,4137,2404],"class_list":["post-7102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","tag-bad-idea","tag-gram-gram","tag-grammy","tag-nana","tag-no-thank-you","tag-picture-donts","tag-picture-with-grandma-in-the-background","tag-profile-pictures","tag-steroids","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7102"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7106,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7102\/revisions\/7106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"