{"id":7133,"date":"2010-11-27T10:47:44","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T17:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7133"},"modified":"2010-11-29T11:20:09","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T18:20:09","slug":"snooki-sex-doll-another-thing-you-dont-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/snooki-sex-doll-another-thing-you-dont-need\/","title":{"rendered":"Snooki Sex Doll: Another Thing You Don’t Need"},"content":{"rendered":"

Snooki is an interesting conundrum. I mean, on one hand she is like, a vile little pig-roach, but on the other hand she is wildly entertaining to watch, not unlike the Science channel when you see a whale being born or monkeys throwing poop or something equally as disgusting. However, I highly doubt there are very many guys (or girls, I guess) that are like, “boy oh boy that Snooki. I would so stick it to her ifyaknowwhatImean<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

However, one of the top rules of economics is supply and demand, so apparently there was a demand for a Snooki-look-a-like sex doll. Sure, okay, fine. Whatever. However, I’m not sure who has been writing the descriptions for these celebrity sex dolls (you’ll recall the Kim Kardashian one that was Carl’s Jr. themed<\/a> for some godawful reason), but they need to be fired.<\/p>\n

“Jersey Whore…” Uh, ok. Creative-ish.<\/p>\n

“Suck the cream right out of your cannoli…” That’s… very gross.<\/p>\n

“3 GREASY GRAVY HOLES…” UM WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Check out the pic below of the NSFW Snook-a-like (hahahahaha see what I did there?) and let us know if YOU’D … um… “play nookie with her snooky.” Eeesh.<\/p>\n

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Snooki is an interesting conundrum. I mean, on one hand she is like, a vile little pig-roach, but on the other hand she is wildly entertaining to watch, not unlike the Science channel when you see a whale being born or monkeys throwing poop or something equally as disgusting. However, I highly doubt there are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[683,1604,3616,3591,1771,3463,3481,2404],"class_list":["post-7133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-gross","tag-jersey-shore","tag-no-thank-you","tag-sex-doll","tag-sex-toys","tag-snooki","tag-things-you-dont-need","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7139,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7133\/revisions\/7139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}