{"id":7176,"date":"2010-11-30T10:52:19","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T17:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7176"},"modified":"2010-11-30T12:33:07","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T19:33:07","slug":"engagement-ring-store-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/engagement-ring-store-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"Engagement Ring Store Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7177\" title=\"engagement\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/engagement.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hahaha! Look at this sign that was hanging near a urinal in the bathroom of an engagement ring store. OMG. I can&#8217;t believe they would say that! This is hilarious. I would totally move to Bali and yes, start my bach- wait&#8230; <em>What?<\/em> Forlorn? <strong><em>Emotionally vacant? <\/em><\/strong>Well, that&#8217;s not an exactly accurate portrayal of bachelorhood, I mean, sure sometimes I don&#8217;t shower but I&#8217;m also out gettin&#8217; booty left and right and not spending a third of my income on a stupid rock that many many African children die for everyday, didn&#8217;t you see Blood Diamond?!! Yeah, you know what, f&#8212; this sign. YOU&#8217;RE DUMB, ENGAGEMENT RING STORE BATHROOM SIGN. DON&#8217;T JUDGE ME.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0 <strong>&#8212; Guy about to buy an engagement ring<br \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7176\" data-postid=\"7176\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7176 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hahaha! Look at this sign that was hanging near a urinal in the bathroom of an engagement ring store. OMG. I can&#8217;t believe they would say that! This is hilarious. I would totally move to Bali and yes, start my bach- wait&#8230; What? Forlorn? Emotionally vacant? Well, that&#8217;s not an exactly accurate portrayal of bachelorhood, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[4175,4173,4174,166,3616,3982],"class_list":["post-7176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","tag-bachelorhood","tag-engagement-ring-bathroom-sign","tag-engagement-rings","tag-marriage","tag-no-thank-you","tag-reasons-to-stay-single","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7176"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7176"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7179,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7176\/revisions\/7179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}