{"id":7332,"date":"2010-12-08T13:02:14","date_gmt":"2010-12-08T20:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7332"},"modified":"2010-12-08T13:02:14","modified_gmt":"2010-12-08T20:02:14","slug":"donald-trumps-hair-tries-to-escape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/donald-trumps-hair-tries-to-escape\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Trump&#8217;s Hair Tries To Escape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ufe4TjmyMUI?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ufe4TjmyMUI?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>How sad is it to think that just a few short years ago, this glorious display would have happened and disappeared in just a few short seconds and we would have never seen nor heard anything about it again? We&#8217;d have gone about our day completely oblivious to the fact that Donald Trump&#8217;s hair tried to ride the wind of freedom to a better place. All we&#8217;d have known about this Monday night was that the Patriots backhanded the Jets with a Revolutionary Era satin glove, instead of true, gritty story of thinning comb-overs and redemption.<\/p>\n<p>Move over WikiLeaks, YouTube is the true whistleblower of our generation, and you heard it here first: <strong>Donald Trump is currently holding about 35 hair follicles against their will in inhumane conditions. <\/strong>Look at those poor things. They must be freezing! Donald Trump&#8217;s head is the Guantanamo Bay of scalps. GET THE WORD OUT.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7332\" data-postid=\"7332\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7332 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How sad is it to think that just a few short years ago, this glorious display would have happened and disappeared in just a few short seconds and we would have never seen nor heard anything about it again? We&#8217;d have gone about our day completely oblivious to the fact that Donald Trump&#8217;s hair tried [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[4235,4232,4233,4238,4070,4237,4236,4234,519],"class_list":["post-7332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-big-news","tag-donald-trump","tag-donald-trumps-hair","tag-donald-trumps-hair-tries-to-escape","tag-monday-night-football","tag-partiots-jets","tag-whistleblower","tag-wikileaks","tag-youtube","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7332"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7335,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7332\/revisions\/7335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}