{"id":7336,"date":"2010-12-09T11:21:30","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T18:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7336"},"modified":"2010-12-10T13:30:59","modified_gmt":"2010-12-10T20:30:59","slug":"snooki-is-ruining-nye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/snooki-is-ruining-nye\/","title":{"rendered":"Snooki Is Ruining NYE"},"content":{"rendered":"

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she seriously is starting to resemble her South Park character, huh?<\/em><\/p>\n

I am the first person to admit that I watch crappy television. I love The Real Househags of New AnyCity, I love the gay version of The Real Housewives (The A-List), I love anything on E! and even occasionally leave the channel on a “dance with an aging soap star with a pill addiction” show. However, the one I was never really able to get a grasp on was The Jersey Shore. I mean, it just isn’t even really entertaining. Sure there were fights and booze and cursing and throwing things and disgusting sex but if I wanted to see that I’d show up to a Cinco De Mayo party at my family’s house in Monrovia.<\/p>\n

The characters are boring and unattractive and dumb, and yet by some twisted act of God, they are still riding their 15-minutes into more and more fame. Take the little cockaroach lookin’ one – Snooki. She’s got it MADE. On New Years Eve, when I will most likely be at a seedy dive bar tossing back Bud Lights and eating peanuts off the floor, she is going to be<\/p>\n

INSIDE A BALL THAT WILL DROP IN NEW YORK CITY’S TIME SQUARE AS THE CLOCK COUNTS DOWN TO MIDNIGHT.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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If television teaches me one thing every day, it is that life is just not fair. NOT F*CKING FAIR.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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via the superficial<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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she seriously is starting to resemble her South Park character, huh? I am the first person to admit that I watch crappy television. I love The Real Househags of New AnyCity, I love the gay version of The Real Housewives (The A-List), I love anything on E! and even occasionally leave the channel on a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[3087,516,1189,3385,4244,808,3463,3690,4243,2404],"class_list":["post-7336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-fame","tag-mtv","tag-new-years-eve","tag-new-york-city","tag-nye","tag-reality-tv","tag-snooki","tag-the-jersey-shore","tag-things-that-arent-fair","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7336"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7349,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7336\/revisions\/7349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}