{"id":7432,"date":"2010-12-15T13:30:44","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T20:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7432"},"modified":"2010-12-15T13:53:09","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T20:53:09","slug":"nfl-adding-a-soundtrack-to-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/nfl-adding-a-soundtrack-to-games\/","title":{"rendered":"NFL Adding a Soundtrack to Games"},"content":{"rendered":"

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While riding the elevator down from the 9th BCU offices last night, a news snippet flashed on the elevator television caught my eye that said, “NFL considering adding music to games.” I could have sworn it was a joke. I mean, it had to be, right? That’s just a silly quip thrown in the news cycle to see if anyone would catch it, right? There is no way that they would do something as ridiculous as that, RIGHT?<\/p>\n

Nope. Lo and behold, some further research revealed that Fox is in fact planning on adding “soundtracks” to NFL football games<\/a>. I feel as though there are really no words to establish how incredibly stupid that idea is, and how much it will ruin watching games, and how LITTLE I trust especially FOX to not channel Nickleback or Staind during every intense play. So instead I’ll do them a little favor and help them out with their musical choices for various scenarios.<\/p>\n

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  1. Anytime the Raiders’ Sebastian Janikowki steps up to kick a field goal, <\/strong>play the Fat Guy Tuba March from Family Guy<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n
  2. As Ochocinco runs the field, <\/strong>cue the Mexican Hat Dance song<\/a>. <\/strong>It’s not racist because he chose that ridiculous name for himself so whatever.<\/li>\n
  3. Every time Jay Cutler gets sacked,<\/strong> play “Why Must I Cry” by Reh Dogg<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n
  4. If a kicker misses an easy field goal<\/strong>, as they walk back to the bench, play the sad, slowed down “Christmastime is Here,” from Arrested Development.<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n
  5. <\/strong>Is Troy Polamalu front and center?<\/strong> <\/a>Play Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair”<\/a><\/strong> as his luscious locks flow in the wind.<\/li>\n
  6. As Darren Sproles runs the kick return back<\/strong>, play Flight of the Bumblebee<\/a><\/strong> by Rimsky-Korsakov, because HE’S SO TINYYYYYY.<\/li>\n
  7. Whenever Chris Johnson scores<\/strong>, play THIS clip from Usher and Lil Jon’s “YEAH,<\/a>“<\/strong> and NO IT’S NOT RACIST because that dude looks exactly<\/em> like Lil Jon.<\/li>\n
  8. <\/strong>Are the Panthers walking back to the bench without scoring<\/strong> (hint, yes they are)? Play The Lonely Man Theme, from the Incredible Hulk<\/a>.<\/strong> So Lonely.<\/li>\n
  9. Obligatory “Who Let The Dogs Out”<\/a><\/strong> for Michael Vick, and not only to remind him he is a\u00a0 puppy murderer,<\/strong> but also for the high intensity party music ’cause that guy is pretty damn GOOD.<\/li>\n
  10. And of course, The Imperial March<\/a><\/strong>, for when the Patriots walk out onto the field. Dangerous and powerful, they are, and Bill Belichick IS Darth Vader.<\/em><\/li>\n


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    Thanks to the BCU Staff and Will over at College Sports Desk show at KNSD for the help!
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