{"id":7460,"date":"2010-12-17T11:37:54","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T18:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7460"},"modified":"2010-12-17T11:37:54","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T18:37:54","slug":"tajazzle-things-you-dont-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/tajazzle-things-you-dont-need\/","title":{"rendered":"Tajazzle: Things You Don&#8217;t Need"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_OxtHSQLiZE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_OxtHSQLiZE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>TGIF, STUDENTS!<\/em><\/strong> Today, we&#8217;re gonna take it easy with a class video about the #1 <strong>&#8220;Thing You Don&#8217;t Need&#8221;<\/strong> of 2010. This year in TYDN 101 we learned a lot about unnecessary creations that somehow hit the market, with such travesties as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/things-you-dont-needporno-pillows-nsfw\/\" target=\"_blank\">naked cross-stitch pillows<\/a> to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/things-you-dont-need-glittery-poop\/\" target=\"_blank\">pills that make your poop glittery<\/a> to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/things-you-dont-need-a-sex-toy-drive-through\/\" target=\"_blank\">drive-through sex shops<\/a>. However, we end our year with the thing you need LEAST this year: whatever the f*ck Tajazzle is. I watched the entire 14 or so minutes of this and still CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT THE PRODUCT IS. So your final assignment of the semester is to try and explain to me what on god&#8217;s green earth this inherently creepy commercial is trying to sell us.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing like a hearty dose of <strong><em>WTF<\/em><\/strong> to start your weekend off, AMIRITE?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7460\" data-postid=\"7460\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7460 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TGIF, STUDENTS! Today, we&#8217;re gonna take it easy with a class video about the #1 &#8220;Thing You Don&#8217;t Need&#8221; of 2010. This year in TYDN 101 we learned a lot about unnecessary creations that somehow hit the market, with such travesties as naked cross-stitch pillows to pills that make your poop glittery to drive-through sex [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[3616,4297,3481,4298,4299,2928,2404],"class_list":["post-7460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-no-thank-you","tag-tajazzle","tag-things-you-dont-need","tag-vagina-gems","tag-vagina-perfume","tag-weird-products","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7460"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7464,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7460\/revisions\/7464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}