{"id":7503,"date":"2010-12-22T10:20:11","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T17:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7503"},"modified":"2010-12-22T14:14:46","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T21:14:46","slug":"groom-kills-bride-best-man-self-at-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/groom-kills-bride-best-man-self-at-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Groom Kills Bride, Best Man, Self at Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s beginning earlier and earlier these days: the mental disease I have dubbed “maritally induced insanity.” Although it usually takes a few years for people to start going nuts and stabbing each other and singing Christmas carols at the cops, this man in Brazil shows that the crazy disorder can be tipped off just moments after saying “I do.”<\/p>\n

29-year-old Rogerio Damascena<\/a> had just married his wife seconds earlier, when he turned to the crowd of well-wishers, told him he “had a surprise” for them, and then proceeded to fatally shoot his new wife and his best man before turning the gun on himself.<\/p>\n

Now sure, this guy could have been a total sociopath at birth who was able to keep his crazy from his family, friends, and future wife for 29 years, OR, he could be a totally normal guy who, after the stress of planning and executing a wedding and realizing his life as he knew it was over and he was legally tied to another human being just, couldn’t, deal.*<\/em><\/p>\n

We send our condolences to the family of the bride, and imagine they’ll probably avoid all future wedding receptions.<\/p>\n

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* – I don’t really think marriage turns people into psychopathic murderers… just… you know, FYI.<\/p>\n\n

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It’s beginning earlier and earlier these days: the mental disease I have dubbed “maritally induced insanity.” Although it usually takes a few years for people to start going nuts and stabbing each other and singing Christmas carols at the cops, this man in Brazil shows that the crazy disorder can be tipped off just moments […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[4334,4335,166,681,3982,4333],"class_list":["post-7503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-brazil-murder","tag-man-murders-wife-and-her-brother","tag-marriage","tag-murder","tag-reasons-to-stay-single","tag-weddings","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7503"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7507,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7503\/revisions\/7507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}