We all have goals in life. Some people want to go to the moon, or play in the NFL, or be the President. Others are a little less ambitious (buy a car made in this century [that’s mine!]), and some are more offbeat (I have a friend to wants to try every cheese in the world [just kidding, that’s still me]). However, when your current goal HIGHLIGHTS the fact that you have so much gut fat that you can fit five dollars worth of quarters into your belly button, you might want to consider a new life direction, perhaps one that doesn’t involve eating an entire DiGiornio pizza a day (DAMNIT, STILL ME).<\/p>\n
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