{"id":7764,"date":"2011-01-11T10:36:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T17:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7764"},"modified":"2011-01-11T11:21:26","modified_gmt":"2011-01-11T18:21:26","slug":"making-people-paranoid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/making-people-paranoid\/","title":{"rendered":"Making People Paranoid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/64aTVG5PF38?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/64aTVG5PF38?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I am a paranoid person. Well, not so much paranoid but <em>terrified of everything.<\/em><strong> <\/strong>If this happened to me in the middle of my personal Mecca (Super Target [they just put one in my town, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? <strong>OMG<\/strong>.]), I would probably lose my mind, hole up in my room with the doors locked and the shades drawn, and shake in silence while I waited for some secret society to show up and take me to their torture lair.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Until then, I can laugh at these people, because their reactions are<\/strong><strong> PRICELESS.<\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7764\" data-postid=\"7764\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7764 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a paranoid person. Well, not so much paranoid but terrified of everything. If this happened to me in the middle of my personal Mecca (Super Target [they just put one in my town, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? OMG.]), I would probably lose my mind, hole up in my room with the doors locked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[203,255,4467,4466,4469,4465,4468,2404],"class_list":["post-7764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-funny","tag-funny-video","tag-guy-describes-peoples-actions","tag-guy-makes-people-paranoid","tag-jack-vale-films","tag-paranoia","tag-target","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7764"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7767,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7764\/revisions\/7767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}