{"id":7792,"date":"2011-01-12T10:40:15","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T17:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7792"},"modified":"2011-01-12T10:40:15","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T17:40:15","slug":"charlie-sheen-trainwreck-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/charlie-sheen-trainwreck-of-the-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlie Sheen: Trainwreck of the Year"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yep. You heard me. I’m calling this one early.<\/strong> I know its only two weeks into 2011, but barring some world-record breaking heroine binge, ain’t no celebrities coming even remotely CLOSE<\/em> to the type of bender that Mr. Charlie Sheen has been on since New Years.<\/p>\n

According to reports, he still hasn’t come home from partying in Vegas since this past weekend despite his 10pm call time for Two and a Half Men last night. TMZ<\/a> has stated that he’s been holed up in his Palms penthouse for the past few days with a PLETHORA of porn stars, including Bree Olsen (you’ll remember her as the winner of “Best Anal Scene” at the 2008 AVN awards. Right? You remember that? I know you do.), and noneother than Michelle “Walking Billboard for Birth Control and\/or Bombshell<\/em>” McGee, Jesse James’ alleged mistress.<\/p>\n

The bender coincides with this weekend’s Adult Entertainment Expo and Adult Video News awards, which, if anything, proves Charlie sheen has some PHENOMENAL timing. “Hmm, I wonder when I should take my unimaginably rich and famous self to Vegas?<\/em> OH HMM, I DON’T KNOW<\/strong>, maybe when there are literally thousands of perfect-bodied women who have sex for money are in town?<\/em> WELL I GUESS IF I HAVE TO<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n

Let’s be honest, though, trainwreck though he may be, I highly doubt that any of you dudes would turn down his situation if given an opportunity. Porn stars, Vegas, booze, penthouse? Yeah, I think we’d all be okay with that.<\/p>\n

Congrats, Charlie, on winning BCU’s first annual “Trainwreck of the Year” award. You earned it, buddy.<\/p>\n\n

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