{"id":7826,"date":"2011-01-13T14:42:53","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T21:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7826"},"modified":"2011-01-13T15:03:33","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T22:03:33","slug":"rat-wakes-sleeping-subway-rider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/rat-wakes-sleeping-subway-rider\/","title":{"rendered":"Rat Wakes Sleeping Subway Rider"},"content":{"rendered":"

First of all, let us all take note that in the game of telephone that we call the internet, this story went from “Why you shouldn’t fall asleep on the F-Train”<\/strong> to “Disgusting homeless man’s stench attracts the wrath of disease-infested rodent.”<\/em><\/strong> Can we stop doing that, internet? Poor guy’s week went from “HOLY SH*T I ALMOST JUST GOT EATEN BY A RAT” to “I AM THE NEXT INTERNET CELEBRITY” to “HOMELESS? IT’S CALLED A HOODED JACKET, A**HOLES!”<\/p>\n

Anyway, let’s cool it with the assumptions, people. There is no reason to believe that this same thing couldn’t happen to any of us, especially because New York is a frozen cesspool of foul-smelling asylum escapees (see how I made that assumption? No more of that here! Except that one is true. Seriously. Ew, New York. Ew.)<\/p>\n

Anyway, back to the video of the day:<\/p>\n

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First of all, let us all take note that in the game of telephone that we call the internet, this story went from “Why you shouldn’t fall asleep on the F-Train” to “Disgusting homeless man’s stench attracts the wrath of disease-infested rodent.” Can we stop doing that, internet? Poor guy’s week went from “HOLY SH*T […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[2395,4507,428,4505,4506,3461,4508,2404],"class_list":["post-7826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-ew","tag-new-york-is-disgusting","tag-nyc","tag-rat-attack-on-the-subway","tag-rat-on-subway","tag-scary-video","tag-sleeping-guy-on-subway-waked-up-to-rat","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7826"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7826"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7830,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7826\/revisions\/7830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}