{"id":7839,"date":"2011-01-14T10:09:25","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T17:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7839"},"modified":"2011-01-14T10:13:17","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T17:13:17","slug":"gucci-mane-tattoos-an-ice-cream-cone-on-his-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/gucci-mane-tattoos-an-ice-cream-cone-on-his-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Gucci Mane Tattoos an Ice Cream Cone on His Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, confession time.<\/p>\n<p><em>God this is embarrassing.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>::Deep breath::<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am an idiot. Apparently the astrological zodiac has changed. You know the thing people read their horoscopes from? Yeah. That. It changed. Turns out we&#8217;ve been reading it wrong all along or something. Why am I embarrassed about this? <strong>OH YEAH BECAUSE I HAVE A TATTOO OF <\/strong>(WHAT I THOUGHT WAS)<strong> MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN.<\/strong> I know, I KNOW, I should have been embarrassed about this long, long ago, but hey, it was a dare, and I was drunk, and now I will always remember June 2008 for the time my two <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">male<\/span> friends got matching tattoos on their asscheeks.<\/p>\n<p>Now, though, it&#8217;s even more embarrassing because not only do I have a permanent reminder that I might have an alcohol problem, BUT ALSO it&#8217;s not even the right sign. According to the new zodiac, I am now a Libra. Not that it matters because astrology is a joke, but still. STILL. Also, <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~r\/gawker\/full\/~3\/hdiU17ISxoA\/your-zodiac-sign-may-have-changed\" target=\"_blank\">go here if you really want to know what your new sign is.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Either way, it&#8217;s all superficial. Who cares. I got a dumb tattoo. It&#8217;s like when girls get Chinese writing on their lower back and they think it means peace but it really means chlamydia. Who cares. All I have to say is, sure, I&#8217;m walking around with a quarter sized nonsensical symbol on my body, but <strong>at least I don&#8217;t look like this:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7840\" title=\"guccimane\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/guccimane.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"401\" \/><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7839\" data-postid=\"7839\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7839 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, confession time. God this is embarrassing. ::Deep breath:: I am an idiot. Apparently the astrological zodiac has changed. You know the thing people read their horoscopes from? Yeah. That. It changed. Turns out we&#8217;ve been reading it wrong all along or something. Why am I embarrassed about this? OH YEAH BECAUSE I HAVE A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[4513,1484,4515,4516,4517,4444,329,3916,2404,4514],"class_list":["post-7839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-astrology","tag-celebrity_gossip","tag-dumb-tattoos","tag-gucci-mane","tag-rapper-gets-an-ice-cream-cone-tattoo","tag-rappers","tag-tattoos","tag-wow","tag-wtf","tag-zodiac","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7839"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7839"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7842,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7839\/revisions\/7842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}