{"id":7894,"date":"2011-01-19T14:53:49","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T21:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7894"},"modified":"2011-01-19T14:53:49","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T21:53:49","slug":"burglars-snort-dog-ashes-thought-they-were-cocaine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/burglars-snort-dog-ashes-thought-they-were-cocaine\/","title":{"rendered":"Burglars Snort Dog Ashes, Thought They Were Cocaine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><figure id=\"attachment_7895\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7895\" style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7895 \" title=\"dogs\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/dogs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"376\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7895\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img via faqs.org<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I think that people wake up one morning and just think, &#8220;You know what would be great? Getting on an episode of <em>World&#8217;s Dumbest Criminals!<\/em> So great, and definitely good for our reputations at criminals.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then again, there is a reason they are given the title &#8216;World&#8217;s Dumbest&#8217;, and it&#8217;s because there was probably little to no brain activity used in decision making. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/idUSTRE70I6KR20110119\" target=\"_blank\">Take this duo in Miami,<\/a> for example, who broke into a woman&#8217;s house and stole jewelry, electronics, and a giant container full of what they<em> thought <\/em>was cocaine.<em><strong> SPOILER ALERT<\/strong><\/em>, it wasn&#8217;t cocaine.<\/p>\n<p>It was, in fact, the cremated remains of the victim&#8217;s father and <strong><em>her two Great Danes<\/em><\/strong>. That&#8217;s right, master con men Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum inhaled burnt up dead dogs. I wonder how high that got them&#8230;<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7894\" data-postid=\"7894\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7894 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I think that people wake up one morning and just think, &#8220;You know what would be great? Getting on an episode of World&#8217;s Dumbest Criminals! So great, and definitely good for our reputations at criminals.&#8221; Then again, there is a reason they are given the title &#8216;World&#8217;s Dumbest&#8217;, and it&#8217;s because there was probably [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[4552,4554,4551,1024,4553],"class_list":["post-7894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-burglars-snort-dog-ashes","tag-funny-news-story","tag-great-dances","tag-news","tag-worlds-dumbest-criminals","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7894"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7896,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7894\/revisions\/7896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}