{"id":7924,"date":"2011-01-21T10:08:33","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T17:08:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7924"},"modified":"2011-01-21T10:08:33","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T17:08:33","slug":"olivia-munn-chokes-a-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/olivia-munn-chokes-a-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Olivia Munn Chokes A Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Gamer chick gone Daily Show<\/em><\/strong> correspondent turned sitcom star Olivia Munn has been in the news quite a bit recently, for wearing revealing panties on the cover of Maxim<\/a> (SHOCKER), for allegedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake<\/a>, and for starring in last nights premiere of the NBC show “Perfect Couples”. Now, I haven’t really had that much (re: any) interest in watching that show because if you ask me, TV has enough crap smeared all over it already and I’d rather not subject myself to it any longer*.<\/p>\n

However, I may have to change my tune after seeing the above photo of Olivia Munn literally choking a chicken<\/a>. Now, we all know, because we live in a post 9-11 world, that choking the chicken is a euphemism for MASTURBATION<\/strong>, so watching her do that with that innocent face and that not-so-innocent cleavage definitely spurs a little, um, interest <\/em><\/strong>in an otherwise uninteresting blip on the hot girl radar.<\/p>\n

* Oh my god I’m getting old.<\/p>\n\n

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Gamer chick gone Daily Show correspondent turned sitcom star Olivia Munn has been in the news quite a bit recently, for wearing revealing panties on the cover of Maxim (SHOCKER), for allegedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, and for starring in last nights premiere of the NBC show “Perfect Couples”. Now, I haven’t really had […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[205,1484,216,64,724,1200,4478,4565,4566],"class_list":["post-7924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrities","tag-celebrity_gossip","tag-hot-girls","tag-justin-timberlake","tag-masturbation","tag-maxim","tag-olivia-munn","tag-olivia-munn-choking-a-chicken","tag-perfect-couples","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7924"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7927,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924\/revisions\/7927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}