Have the Nobel Prizes happened yet? I wouldn’t know because obviously there is a more important award show coming up that demands FAR more attention than a stupid nerd party full of nerd awards. They probably don’t even have a pre-Nobel Prize “Fashion Police” show or anything, which completely de-legitimizes the entire thing.<\/p>\n
NEEDLESS TO SAY,<\/em><\/strong> if the Nobel Prizes are coming soon, they should go ahead and stop the nominations because I already found the winner. Heather Kelley, Damien DiFede and Amanda Williams are the creators of the “Body Heat” app, which is an iPhone application that connects to the OhMiBod’s “personal massager” (sure<\/em>, “massager”), “delivering infinite vibration intensity and pattern control to anyone who uses it.<\/strong>” Essentially, it’s the sex toy of our generation, and I believe these guys deserve some recognition for it, damnit!<\/p>\n Luckily, the people at OhMiBod felt the same way, and when the product was displayed at the Hong Kong Arse Elektronika show<\/a>, they basically bought it on the spot. Check out the demo below and TRY and tell me this isn’t the best advancement of the year. <\/p>\n And don’t you dare bring up that guy that got cured of AIDS cause that doesn’t count.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n