{"id":7993,"date":"2011-01-25T09:51:14","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T16:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=7993"},"modified":"2011-01-25T09:56:48","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T16:56:48","slug":"perfectly-accurate-hoodie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/perfectly-accurate-hoodie\/","title":{"rendered":"Perfectly Accurate Hoodie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7994\" title=\"awesomehoodie\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/awesomehoodie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/awesomehoodie.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/awesomehoodie-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am gonna go ahead and take a shot in the dark and say that this is officially <a href=\"http:\/\/tosh.comedycentral.com\/blog\/tag\/doroit-pistons\/\" target=\"_blank\">the most perfectly accurate sports sweatshirt in the history of hoodies<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Observe:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tough-ass colors? <strong>CHECK.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Exactly correct spelling of sports team&#8217;s name? <strong>CHECK.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>100% acceptable depiction of team&#8217;s mascot? <strong>CHECK.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>and the ultimate question:<\/p>\n<p><strong>IS IT VELOUR? <em>CHECK CHECK MOTHERF***ING CHECK.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7993\" data-postid=\"7993\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7993 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am gonna go ahead and take a shot in the dark and say that this is officially the most perfectly accurate sports sweatshirt in the history of hoodies. Observe: Tough-ass colors? CHECK. Exactly correct spelling of sports team&#8217;s name? CHECK. 100% acceptable depiction of team&#8217;s mascot? CHECK. and the ultimate question: IS IT VELOUR? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[4602,4603,4604,4606,4607,4605,2404],"class_list":["post-7993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-awesome-sweatshirt","tag-detroit-pistons","tag-nba-sweatshirt","tag-sweet-gear","tag-thats-not-quite-right","tag-winnie-the-pooh","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7993"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7993"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7997,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7993\/revisions\/7997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}