{"id":8066,"date":"2011-02-02T17:51:24","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T00:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8066"},"modified":"2011-02-02T17:51:34","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T00:51:34","slug":"the-tenga-egg-a-sex-toy-for-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-tenga-egg-a-sex-toy-for-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tenga Egg: A Sex Toy for Guys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8110\" title=\"tenga\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tenga.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tenga.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/tenga-300x279.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It should be noted that the kind folks over at Wet Lubricants have graciously sent me some some samples after I wrote a rather scathing review of a survey they did, to which I say, thank you, and I (un)officially endorse WET LUBRICANTS as the lube  BRAND OF CHOICE of BootyCallU because <em>STRAWBERRY FLAVORED?! <strong>ARE YOU SERIOUS?!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I will be back soon with a full review of my three samples, but until then, let&#8217;s discuss this:<\/p>\n<p>The Tenga Egg, which is a sex toy, FOR DUDES! Each discrete, egg shaped container holds a squishy interior that can be used as, erm&#8230; &#8220;masturbatory assistance,&#8221; if you will. There are six different Tenga Eggs, each with a different type of stimulating interior, from wavy lines to more rigid bumps. According to the website, they can be used for up to a couple uses and then disposed of. A disposable sex toy? It&#8217;s what a clean freak and sanitary-nut job like me could only dream of?<\/p>\n<p>Check out the video below for a very, um, &#8220;descriptive&#8221; display of what the Tenga Egg can provide for you. Probably NSFW unless you work at BCU. Which you don&#8217;t. 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