{"id":8077,"date":"2011-02-01T12:13:17","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T19:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8077"},"modified":"2011-02-01T12:21:14","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T19:21:14","slug":"the-official-obc-valentines-day-e-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-official-obc-valentines-day-e-card\/","title":{"rendered":"The Official OBC Valentine&#8217;s Day E-card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/ecard\/valentine_ecard.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8080\" title=\"bootycallcard\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/bootycallcard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"356\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/bootycallcard.jpg 356w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/bootycallcard-300x233.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re anything like us (and you must be if you&#8217;re reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine&#8217;s Day. I can&#8217;t walk into CVS for <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">my handle of cheap vodka<\/span> a birthday card for my grandma without getting bombarded with reminders that its the season of gaudy white teddy bears and disgusting cherry-filled chocolate and gigantic over-sized pink and purple cards that are impossible to throw away without anyone noticing.<\/p>\n<p>So this year, let&#8217;s send a message to the corporations that have turned the entire month of February into one giant vomit-festival by<em><strong> just saying NO! <\/strong><\/em>NO to the dramatic, commercialized holiday that Valentine&#8217;s Day has become, NO to pretending to like roses, and NO to spending insane amounts of money on crappy dinners just to get laid.\u00a0 Instead,<strong><em> say YES <\/em><\/strong>to getting what you really want this Valentine&#8217;s Day: <strong>your very own Booty Call, with OBC&#8217;s famous <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Valentine&#8217;s Day<\/span> Booty Call Day card!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/ecard\/valentine_ecard.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8078\" title=\"bootycall\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/bootycall.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"551\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/bootycall.jpg 551w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/bootycall-300x217.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 551px) 100vw, 551px\" \/><\/a><br \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/ecard\/valentine_ecard.php\" target=\"_blank\">Click here or the picture above to send a booty call card to your Valentine&#8217;s Day booty call!<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8077\" data-postid=\"8077\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8077 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re anything like us (and you must be if you&#8217;re reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine&#8217;s Day. 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