{"id":8209,"date":"2011-02-08T10:00:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T17:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8209"},"modified":"2011-02-08T10:09:20","modified_gmt":"2011-02-08T17:09:20","slug":"worst-pick-up-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worst-pick-up-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Pick-Up EVER."},"content":{"rendered":"

Listen up, dudes, lesson time:<\/strong><\/p>\n

All women can agree on one thing: every time we walk in the front doors of our apartments, alone, at night, in what could be considered a sketchy part of town, our first thought is, WHY HAS NO ONE IN THIS BUILDING HIT ON ME?<\/strong><\/em> We all have the unquenchable desire for a classy gentleman in our building to slip a note under our door telling us how “smoking gorgeous” we are. And if said note could be written on a USED CARDBOARD SLEEVE OF A MCDONALD’S APPLE PIE POUCH<\/strong><\/em>, then my GOD, we would all just drop our panties right then and there and call Jordy up immediately, am I right, ladies? RIGHT?<\/p>\n

NO.<\/p>\n

NOT. RIGHT. Do not do this, guys. Just like shouting cat calls at a girl on the street from your car is not okay, and just like it’s not okay to tell a girl in a club that you’d totally “get her pregnant,” leaving the USED CARDBOARD SLEEVE OF A MCDONALD’S APPLE PIE POUCH <\/em><\/strong>with your name, number, an unsolicited compliment, and the creepy reminder that you live RIGHT NEXT DOOR, is NOT OKAY.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Worst pick up of 2011 so far goes to you, Jordy from #12. DON’T DO THAT AGAIN.<\/p>\n

Oh, and whatever lady got this – I think it’s time to move.<\/p>\n

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Listen up, dudes, lesson time: All women can agree on one thing: every time we walk in the front doors of our apartments, alone, at night, in what could be considered a sketchy part of town, our first thought is, WHY HAS NO ONE IN THIS BUILDING HIT ON ME? We all have the unquenchable […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4702,180,4704,4705,4706,4703,3616,4701,955,4700,2404],"class_list":["post-8209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-apple-pie","tag-dating","tag-funny-date-lines","tag-funny-dating-stories","tag-guy-writes-number-on-a-mcdonalds-apple-pie-sleeve","tag-mcdonalds-apple-pie","tag-no-thank-you","tag-pick-up","tag-weird","tag-worst-pick-up-lines","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8209"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8209"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8214,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8209\/revisions\/8214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}