{"id":8232,"date":"2011-02-09T10:10:58","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T17:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8232"},"modified":"2011-02-09T10:14:10","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T17:14:10","slug":"mark-sanchez-slept-with-a-17-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/mark-sanchez-slept-with-a-17-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Sanchez Slept with a 17-year-old"},"content":{"rendered":"

I should probably re-title this “Mark Sanchez Slept With a 17-year-old, But It’s Legal in New York So That’s Okay, I Guess, Except She’s in High School Which is Weird, But Really the 17-Year-Old is Kind of the Villain in this Story<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n

That’s the whole story, summed up in one sentence. According to a report by Deadspin<\/a>, the Jets quarterback met our young “victim” “E.K.” at a nightclub in Manhattan on New Years Eve (which begs the question, who allows their high school daughter to go to a nightclub on New Years Eve in Manhattan? Whatever), and must have thought she was really cute. They flirted a bit and exchanged numbers, but when Mr. Sanchez reminded her that he couldn’t see her until she was 18, she replied coyly, “17 is legal in New York.” Minus one for our alleged victim right there.<\/p>\n

Fast forward to a few weeks later and that seductive little line must have been ringing in Mark’s ears ever since, because he got in contact with E.K via text later that month. Deadspin graciously provided us with a screen shot of the little lady’s Facebook status update (see below) which stated, nay, screamed, “MARK F***ING SANCHEZ JUST TEXTED ME,<\/strong>” which proves one or both of the following: a) <\/strong>she’s SEVENTEEN, and\/or b)<\/strong> she’s a fame-hungry Manhattan woman without a shred of discretion.<\/p>\n

According to E.K, Mark even provided her and her friends with tickets to the Jets – Bills game, and then took her to a fancy dinner at Nobu later that week. After the Nobu dinner is where the BIG MOMENT HAPPENED<\/strong><\/em>. When asked if she hooked up with the NFL quarterback after the Nobu dinner, she replied, “yeah. We went back to his place in Jersey after dinner. He lives on a golf course. There was a big storm.” Because apparently she’s planning on writing a romance novel about this and needs every scenic detail to capture the full essence of the situation.<\/p>\n

Although, we suppose it couldn’t have been all that <\/em>romantic considering she snapped a bunch of pictures of his room, probably while he was going through his condom arsenal closet looking for something that would appeal to a girl who still listens to Justin Bieber. Another strike on Miss Innocent’s record, don’t you think?<\/p>\n