{"id":8243,"date":"2011-02-09T11:21:02","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T18:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8243"},"modified":"2011-02-09T11:23:50","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T18:23:50","slug":"harry-potter-dubstep-pole-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/harry-potter-dubstep-pole-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter Dubstep Pole Dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain things in life that just&#8230; confuse me. I become torn between two conflicting emotions and don&#8217;t know where to turn. It&#8217;s like when both <em>Intervention<\/em> and<em> Jersey Shore <\/em>are on. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH? They are both disturbing displays of human degradation and decay that inevitably features a fist fight! Or when I&#8217;m on a street corner and there is a guy selling hotdogs&#8230; I know I <em>WANT<\/em> the hotdog, but I also know I <em>WANT<\/em> to keep my bowels from curdling like year old milk.<strong> <em>What is a person to DO?!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I experienced this same emotional warfare when I saw this video of <strong><em>Harry Potter Dubstep Pole Dance<\/em><\/strong>, below. Part of me is like,<strong><em> &#8220;this is a stain on the good name of Harry Potter and all that it represents!&#8221; <\/em><\/strong>and another part of me is really, really turned on.<\/p>\n<p>What do you think? In the words of a hilariously outdated rating website,<strong> HOT or NOT?<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bbB2hiqn3sA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8243\" data-postid=\"8243\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8243 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain things in life that just&#8230; confuse me. I become torn between two conflicting emotions and don&#8217;t know where to turn. It&#8217;s like when both Intervention and Jersey Shore are on. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH? They are both disturbing displays of human degradation and decay that inevitably features a fist fight! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[4723,4122,4720,4719,4722,4653,4721,2005,58],"class_list":["post-8243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-girl-does-harry-potter-themed-pole-dance","tag-harry-potter","tag-harry-potter-dub-step-pole-dance","tag-harry-potter-poledance","tag-hot-or-not","tag-hot-video","tag-nerd-sex","tag-nerds","tag-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8243"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8252,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8243\/revisions\/8252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}