{"id":8291,"date":"2011-02-10T10:33:55","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T17:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8291"},"modified":"2011-02-10T10:41:33","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T17:41:33","slug":"man-hides-drugs-in-his-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/man-hides-drugs-in-his-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Hides Drugs in His Penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>You know, there has been some weeeeird sh*t on the internet this week.<\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8293 alignright\" title=\"woops\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/woops1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cringe-worthy and disgusting (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/awesomer\/woman-casually-snacks-on-her-own-poop\" target=\"_blank\">this woman who eats her own poop<\/a>) to mind-bendingly scary (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/awesomer\/president-bristol-palin\" target=\"_blank\">Bristol Palin saying she could run for office someday<\/a>), you all should be thanking me for not forcing you to experience it even though I watched it just for you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wlky.com\/news\/26729209\/detail.html\" target=\"_blank\">This one though<\/a>, I had to share.<\/p>\n<p>Seen on the right, Antoine Banks was pulled over in Louisville, Kentucky, on a routine traffic stop, but was arrested when the officers found liquid codiene and a bag of salvia on him . When the police got him to the station, they asked him the customary &#8220;<em>do you have any drugs, weapons, or contraband on you<\/em>,&#8221; and when he replied no, they went ahead and stuck him in a cell.<\/p>\n<p>Later, during a strip search, they found a small bag of crack cocaine tied to the waistband of his boxers, and immediately after that, another tiny bag of drugs <em><strong>stuffed up into his foreskin<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I mean, A + I guess, for creativity and resourcefulness, Antoine, but D- for not thinking about the safety of your junk, dude. Can you imagine getting an infection all up in your PENIS HOLE? I&#8217;m pretty sure you&#8217;d rather spend some time in jail than experience that monstrosity.<\/p>\n<p>We give a disappointed head shake to Mr. Banks, but also respectfully nominate him for <em><strong>Dumbest Criminal of 2011<\/strong><\/em>.\u00a0 Good luck in the coming award season.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8291\" data-postid=\"8291\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8291 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, there has been some weeeeird sh*t on the internet this week. Cringe-worthy and disgusting (this woman who eats her own poop) to mind-bendingly scary (Bristol Palin saying she could run for office someday), you all should be thanking me for not forcing you to experience it even though I watched it just for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[4736,4737,4733,4734,4732,2726,2404,4735],"class_list":["post-8291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-criminals","tag-dumbest-criminal-awards","tag-dumbest-criminals","tag-guy-stuffs-cocaine-into-his-foreskin","tag-mug-shots","tag-weird-news","tag-wtf","tag-wtf-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8291"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8291"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8296,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8291\/revisions\/8296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}