{"id":8312,"date":"2011-02-11T09:45:07","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T16:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8312"},"modified":"2011-02-11T09:54:35","modified_gmt":"2011-02-11T16:54:35","slug":"khloe-and-lamar-produce-a-cologne-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/khloe-and-lamar-produce-a-cologne-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew\/","title":{"rendered":"Khloe and Lamar Produce a Cologne, AKA EW EW EW EW EW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you think of Hollywood couples that you&#8217;d want to smell like, what&#8217;s the first though that comes into your head? David and Victoria Beckham are the leaders of this movement with their line of high end men and women&#8217;s scents, for example. Or maybe you&#8217;d want to smell like Brad and Angelina for an earthier scent reminiscent of patchouli oil but with less homeless smell?  Even Ashton and Demi might create a scent that is strong, surprising, and playful. However, I don&#8217;t think that any of us would be like, <em>OOOH OOOH PICK ME PICK ME, I&#8217;D WANT TO SMELL LIKE KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND LAMAR ODOM.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No offense to the adorable couple or anything, but their onscreen sexual chemistry is like mixing oil and water. They are awkward and silly and seem to have a great time, but thinking about them doing the nasty is just, well, that:<strong><em> nasty<\/em><\/strong>. And let&#8217;s be honest, when you spritz a bit of a couple&#8217;s cologne in the air you&#8217;re automatically gonna think about them DOING IT. So I would guess when you spray Khloe and Lamar&#8217;s perfume, called <strong>Unbreakable<\/strong>, that you&#8217;re going to smell two pubescent teenagers who, although awkwardly tall, still haven&#8217;t discovered deodorant. I mean, check out the commercial below&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>How much do you<strong><em> NOT<\/em><\/strong> want to buy this product?<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Wk9Ap4nBiOM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8312\" data-postid=\"8312\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8312 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you think of Hollywood couples that you&#8217;d want to smell like, what&#8217;s the first though that comes into your head? David and Victoria Beckham are the leaders of this movement with their line of high end men and women&#8217;s scents, for example. Or maybe you&#8217;d want to smell like Brad and Angelina for an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[205,683,4746,4747,2878,2833,4568,637,3616,2968,808],"class_list":["post-8312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrities","tag-gross","tag-khloe-and-lamar","tag-khloe-and-lamar-perfume","tag-khloe-kardashian","tag-lakers","tag-lamar-odom","tag-nba","tag-no-thank-you","tag-perfume","tag-reality-tv","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8312"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8319,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8312\/revisions\/8319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}