{"id":8351,"date":"2011-02-14T11:37:18","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T18:37:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8351"},"modified":"2011-02-14T11:37:18","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T18:37:18","slug":"perfectly-normal-craigslist-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/perfectly-normal-craigslist-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"Perfectly Normal Craigslist Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8353\" title=\"craigs\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/craigs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"573\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/craigs.jpg 573w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/craigs-286x300.jpg 286w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 573px) 100vw, 573px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just your everyday, average 51-year-old goosekeeper looking for some totally normal &#8220;feeling&#8221; while he feeds his geese, which, like I said, is perfectly normal. In fact, why am I even posting this? It&#8217;s so normal. It&#8217;s like, the most normal thing I&#8217;ve ever read.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8351\" data-postid=\"8351\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8351 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just your everyday, average 51-year-old goosekeeper looking for some totally normal &#8220;feeling&#8221; while he feeds his geese, which, like I said, is perfectly normal. In fact, why am I even posting this? It&#8217;s so normal. It&#8217;s like, the most normal thing I&#8217;ve ever read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4494,4762,4760,683,3616,128,955,4761,2404],"class_list":["post-8351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-craiglist","tag-goose-sex","tag-goosekeeper","tag-gross","tag-no-thank-you","tag-sex","tag-weird","tag-weird-craigslist-ads","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8351"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8356,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8351\/revisions\/8356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}