{"id":8433,"date":"2011-02-17T09:47:29","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T16:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hugh-hefner-knows-what-women-want\/"},"modified":"2011-02-17T10:12:25","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T17:12:25","slug":"hugh-hefner-knows-what-women-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hugh-hefner-knows-what-women-want\/","title":{"rendered":"Hugh Hefner Knows What Women Want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8435\" title=\"hef\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hef.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"155\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hef.jpg 560w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hef-300x83.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/>Hugh Hefner might be older than modern civilization, but he still knows how to charm the pants off the ladies. According to his Twitter, the geezer took his young girlf- wait&#8230; Sorry, Fianc\u00e9, to see the Justin Bieber biopic &#8220;Never Say Never&#8221; this past week, and was thanked with, well&#8230; Something.<\/p>\n<p>The cryptically updated Tweet (which I still don&#8217;t believe was actually written by Hef, does he even know what a computer is?) suggests that he got laid because he took his wife-to-be Crystal Harris to see the Bieber flick, but we at BCU believe it could mean a couple other things:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; he convinced her to try Metamucil. It might taste like ass-flavored chalk, but it keeps you regular!<br \/> &#8211; she finally dressed up in the 20s flapper outfit he&#8217;s been asking about. Sure it&#8217;s knee length and smells like death but hey, it turns him on!<br \/> &#8211; he got her do that butt thing. You know, taking him to get that prostate exam he&#8217;s been putting off.<\/p>\n<p>What do YOU think Hef&#8217;s tweet means?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8433\" data-postid=\"8433\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8433 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hugh Hefner might be older than modern civilization, but he still knows how to charm the pants off the ladies. According to his Twitter, the geezer took his young girlf- wait&#8230; Sorry, Fianc\u00e9, to see the Justin Bieber biopic &#8220;Never Say Never&#8221; this past week, and was thanked with, well&#8230; Something. The cryptically updated Tweet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[373,683,399,2218,108,128,241,2404],"class_list":["post-8433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-girlfriend","tag-gross","tag-hugh-hefner","tag-justin-bieber","tag-playboy","tag-sex","tag-twitter","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8433"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8433"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8436,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8433\/revisions\/8436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}