{"id":8519,"date":"2011-02-24T12:13:51","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T19:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8519"},"modified":"2011-02-24T12:13:51","modified_gmt":"2011-02-24T19:13:51","slug":"thief-posts-his-pics-on-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/thief-posts-his-pics-on-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Thief Posts His Pics on Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8520\" title=\"idiot\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/idiot.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/idiot.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/idiot-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>It&#8217;s time for another edition of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/41726734\" target=\"_blank\">Stories Behind the Crime Report.<\/a>&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Meet Rodney Knight. A DC resident and aspiring party-planner, Rodney thought it would be a great idea to let the local residents know the excitement and fun that he could bring to a surprise birthday party (because surprise parties, of course, are the best type of parties).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So one night, he carefully snuck into a potential client&#8217;s home (in his warmest winter coat, of course, it&#8217;s cold out!), opened up the home&#8217;s laptop, snapped a picture of himself holding a bunch of cash and pointing at the camera, as if to say <strong><em>MY PARTIES ARE PRICELESS!!<\/em><\/strong> Then he proceeded to upload the photo to the client&#8217;s Facebook page. He hoped that once the client returned home, they would see the photo, think, &#8220;WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE PARTY PLANNER!&#8221; and call him immediately to set up a party for a friend the following week. As Rodney snuck out the window, he smiled. This could be the career move that would take his dream to a whole new level.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>JUST KIDDING.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This idiot douche bag broke into a family&#8217;s house last December, helped himself to 2 laptops, a winter coat, and about $400 in cash. He then took a photo of himself <strong>ON THE LAPTOP, WEARING THE COAT,<\/strong> and <strong>HOLDING THE CASH<\/strong>, and then <strong>POSTED THE PHOTO<\/strong> on the Facebook wall of<strong> ONE OF THE RESIDENTS OF THE HOUSE<\/strong>. I don&#8217;t really think it is humanly possible to get any dumber than this. Obviously, Stupid McDumbDumb was arrested pretty quickly after <strong>POSTING HIS OWN WANTED POSTER<\/strong>, and this past week plead guilty in court to second-degree burglary and carrying a pistol without a license.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Here&#8217;s to technology: slowly thinning out the pack by picking out the idiots and sending them to jail. CHEERS.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8519\" data-postid=\"8519\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8519 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time for another edition of &#8220;Stories Behind the Crime Report.&#8220; Meet Rodney Knight. 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