{"id":8565,"date":"2011-02-28T09:45:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-28T16:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8565"},"modified":"2011-02-28T09:45:50","modified_gmt":"2011-02-28T16:45:50","slug":"awful-or-awesome-breast-milk-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/awful-or-awesome-breast-milk-ice-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"Awful or Awesome: Breast Milk Ice Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8566\" title=\"ice-cream-zoom\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ice-cream-zoom.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"578\" height=\"517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ice-cream-zoom.jpg 825w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ice-cream-zoom-300x268.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 578px) 100vw, 578px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Well, my creepy friend&#8217;s wish has come true: and no, not that they would make a Gummi Bears live-action film&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.discovery.com\/human\/zooms\/breast-milk-ice-cream-110225.html\" target=\"_blank\">A London based restaurant called Icecreamists has made breast milk ice cream<\/a>. The dessert, which was produced by women answering an ad on a pregnant mothers&#8217; forum, is called Baby Gaga, and sells for about $22.50 a serving. The first batch produced sold out in just a couple days, which I suppose answers my original question: it is indeed <em>awesome.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>According to Matt O&#8217;Connor, the man behind the strange concoction, said he doesn&#8217;t understand why people would feel squeamish about consuming breast milk. &#8220;If it&#8217;s good enough for our children, it&#8217;s good enough for the rest of us,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Some people will hear about it and go yuck &#8212; but actually it&#8217;s pure organic, free-range and totally natural.&#8221; Um, yeah, okay. Except for two things. One &#8211; it&#8217;s <em>NEWBORN INFANTS<\/em>, not children. They are not little walking versions of adults, they&#8217;re basically little crawling parasites who still have their feeding tubes attached. And two &#8211; &#8220;natural&#8221; is a fairly questionable term here. What exactly is natural? Because if you asked me it would <em>not<\/em> be having women you&#8217;ve never met pump breast milk out of themselves into your Haagen Daaz.<\/p>\n<p>Now if the women had been drinking a bunch of booze recently, on the other hand, and you made alcoholic ice cream, well&#8230; you may have something there.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8565\" data-postid=\"8565\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8565 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my creepy friend&#8217;s wish has come true: and no, not that they would make a Gummi Bears live-action film&#8230; A London based restaurant called Icecreamists has made breast milk ice cream. 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