{"id":8614,"date":"2011-03-02T10:38:24","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T17:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8614"},"modified":"2011-03-02T10:38:24","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T17:38:24","slug":"pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation\/","title":{"rendered":"Pastor Arrested For Public Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just when you thought that Charlie Sheen took the cake for the nuttiest weirdo out there, you find out about Reverend Grant Storms, the vehemently anti-gay Christian pastor from Louisiana, was found outside a children&#8217;s<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-8615\" title=\"arrrested\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/arrrested.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"190\" \/> playground masturbating in his van.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/03\/01\/grant-storms-arrested-masturbating_n_830000.html\" target=\"_blank\">According to the Huffington Post<\/a>, two women spotted him looking a little suspicious by the park, and when they approached the vehicle they realized he was indeed masturbating while staring at the school children. So, that&#8217;s nice. After being booked on obscenity charges, Storms released a statement which blamed pornography for the incident:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Pornography is destructive and it can ruin a person&#8217;s life, and it ruined my life,&#8221;<\/em> he said at the conference, admitting that he had his hands in his pants, but maintaining that he wasn&#8217;t masturbating.<em> &#8220;Do I have problems? Yes. Did I do something wrong? Yes.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well, of course. Because you know how sometimes you&#8217;re watching some evil, life-ruining porn, and it&#8217;s like, girl on girl and super hot but also evil, and all you can think of is how much<em><strong> hotter<\/strong><\/em> it would be if you were parked in your van outside a playground watching little kids on jungle gyms instead? That&#8217;s because of the<em> evil<\/em> pornography, right? And not because you&#8217;re just a perv who&#8217;s into small children, <em>right?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s all give Charlie Sheen a high five for at least partaking in his debaucherous lifestyle with consenting adults in the privacy of his own home. HIGH FIVE, WINNER!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8614\" data-postid=\"8614\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8614 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just when you thought that Charlie Sheen took the cake for the nuttiest weirdo out there, you find out about Reverend Grant Storms, the vehemently anti-gay Christian pastor from Louisiana, was found outside a children&#8217;s playground masturbating in his van. 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