{"id":8660,"date":"2011-03-03T17:12:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T00:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8660"},"modified":"2011-03-03T17:17:05","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T00:17:05","slug":"koreas-sex-theme-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/koreas-sex-theme-park\/","title":{"rendered":"Korea&#8217;s Sex Theme Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8662\" title=\"korea-loveland\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/korea-loveland.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"622\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/korea-loveland.jpg 622w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/korea-loveland-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 622px) 100vw, 622px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once again America looks all sorts of boring and closed minded now that I know about this sex themed amusement park in Korea. It&#8217;s called Loveland and it&#8217;s just off the mainland of Korea on a tiny island called Jeju, and it&#8217;s a two-soccer-fields wide park that houses some of the most impressive sex-themed sculptures one has ever seen&#8230; from huge phalluses to life-sized bronze women getting their self-induced jollies. It even hosts exhibitions of sex toys, &#8220;live performances,&#8221; and film showings.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/travel.ninemsn.com.au\/world\/1007488\/koreas-sex-theme-park\" target=\"_blank\">According to MSN,<\/a> in a land where arranged marriages are commonplace, Loveland is frequented by honeymooners who have little to no experience to intercourse&#8230; and what a place to learn the basics. Loveland even has a walking penis and a vagina as its mascots, the former that wears big yellow mittens and the later in a big floppy hat (of course).<\/p>\n<p>I suppose it&#8217;s not the biggest shock&#8230; although many Asian men and women seem quiet and demure on the surface, one click of an anime porn site and you&#8217;ll see they&#8217;ve got some of the kinkiest brains on the planet.<\/p>\n<p>But after all is said and done, you know what MY favorite part of this whole sex-theme-park business is? The old women in that photo above.<strong> CLASSIC.<\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8660\" data-postid=\"8660\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8660 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again America looks all sorts of boring and closed minded now that I know about this sex themed amusement park in Korea. It&#8217;s called Loveland and it&#8217;s just off the mainland of Korea on a tiny island called Jeju, and it&#8217;s a two-soccer-fields wide park that houses some of the most impressive sex-themed sculptures [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[4916,1042,4915,128,4917,4914],"class_list":["post-8660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-funny-theme-park","tag-korea","tag-loveland","tag-sex","tag-sex-sculptures","tag-sex-theme-park","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8660"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8664,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8660\/revisions\/8664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}