{"id":8692,"date":"2011-03-07T09:51:16","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T16:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8692"},"modified":"2011-03-07T09:58:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T16:58:51","slug":"snake-bites-womans-big-fake-boob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/snake-bites-womans-big-fake-boob\/","title":{"rendered":"Snake Bites Woman&#8217;s Big Fake Boob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To start us off this rainy Monday morning, I figured I&#8217;d share this video that is both cringe-worthy and simultaneously hilarious. In it, you&#8217;ll see a poor, hungry snake being molested by a woman who quite clearly is paid money to have sex on camera. After a few seconds of misery, the snake decides to take his hunger pangs into his own <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">hands<\/span> fanged mouth by taking a nice chomp on what look to be big, fleshy bags of fat hanging on her chest. Unfortunately for the snake, they&#8217;re actually big balloons full of unnatural silicone and plastic.<\/p>\n<p> Unfortunately for the woman, they&#8217;re her boobs.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1948515&#038;fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" ><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"\/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"\/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"\/><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1948515&#038;fullscreen=1\"\/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1948515&#038;fullscreen=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\"  width=\"480\" height=\"360\"  allowScriptAccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;\">See more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/videos\">funny videos<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/pictures\">funny pictures<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/\">CollegeHumor<\/a>.<\/div>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8692\" data-postid=\"8692\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8692 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To start us off this rainy Monday morning, I figured I&#8217;d share this video that is both cringe-worthy and simultaneously hilarious. In it, you&#8217;ll see a poor, hungry snake being molested by a woman who quite clearly is paid money to have sex on camera. After a few seconds of misery, the snake decides to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[1374,3297,917,4933,4931,4932,4600],"class_list":["post-8692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-breasts","tag-ouch","tag-porn-star","tag-snake-bite","tag-snake-bites-boobs","tag-snake-bites-womans-fake-boobs","tag-wtf-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8692"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8696,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8692\/revisions\/8696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}