{"id":8741,"date":"2011-03-09T12:08:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-09T19:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=8741"},"modified":"2011-03-09T12:09:27","modified_gmt":"2011-03-09T19:09:27","slug":"its-healthy-to-stare-at-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/its-healthy-to-stare-at-boobs\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Healthy to Stare At Boobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever noticed how &#8220;research groups&#8221; are always coming out with new &#8220;studies&#8221; that show exactly what their intended audience wants to hear? Like &#8220;going out and getting drunk might actually make you live longer!&#8221; or &#8220;cookies make you better in bed!&#8221; We&#8217;re pretty sure that usually those studies are secretly backed by the companies that would benefit from it (booze and cookie companies) and are skewing the statistics at least a little bit to fit their motives. It&#8217;s really a shame because people are taking these studies as truth and are probably living on vodka and Oreos and are slowly killing themselves.<\/p>\n<p>In the case of the next study (which conveniently came out yesterday <em>ON MARDI GRAS<\/em>), I don&#8217;t know who backed it, but they&#8217;re about to get a lot of guys slapped:<em> <\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Staring at Breasts Makes You Healthy.&#8221;<\/strong> <\/em>Oh yeah, I&#8217;m SURE IT DOES, <strong>Creepy German Dudes Incorporated<\/strong> in association with <strong>My Pervy Bank Teller and Company<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SW2e27EB0A0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-8741\" data-postid=\"8741\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-8741 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever noticed how &#8220;research groups&#8221; are always coming out with new &#8220;studies&#8221; that show exactly what their intended audience wants to hear? Like &#8220;going out and getting drunk might actually make you live longer!&#8221; or &#8220;cookies make you better in bed!&#8221; We&#8217;re pretty sure that usually those studies are secretly backed by the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[4957,549,1807,1024,3616,4956,4955,58,2404],"class_list":["post-8741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-big-boobs","tag-health","tag-mardi-gras","tag-news","tag-no-thank-you","tag-staring-at-boobs","tag-staring-at-breasts-makes-you-healthy","tag-video","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8741"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8741"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8749,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8741\/revisions\/8749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}