{"id":9046,"date":"2011-03-28T13:30:07","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T20:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9046"},"modified":"2011-03-28T12:57:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-28T19:57:35","slug":"sexidents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sexidents\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Sexidents&#8221;: Awesome Safe Sex Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In this day and age, with shows like &#8220;16 and Pregnant&#8221; and &#8220;Teen Mom,&#8221; as well as the glorification of the so-called &#8220;stars&#8221; of said shows, we are always excited to see something that actually promotes <strong><em>safe sex<\/em><\/strong>. Especially to teenagers, who, let&#8217;s be honest, are dumb little dumb idiots who walk around with potent, powerful little sperm guns that are permanently standing at attention (re: boners).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, props to MTV for releasing these print ads that remind our youth (and maybe some older people too, I dunno) that sex is no accident. Due to this alarming conclusion we can also assume that STDs, HIV, and BABIES are also NOT ACCIDENTS.<\/p>\n<p>Glove your junk, kids. Herpes is forever and reality TV show money doesn&#8217;t last. Just ask <a href=\"http:\/\/allwomenstalk.com\/7-hottest-celebrities-reportedly-infected-with-stds\/\" target=\"_blank\">this girl<\/a>. Or <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.nydailynews.com\/2011-03-11\/gossip\/28699666_1_prison-term-prison-for-tax-evasion-richard-hatch\" target=\"_blank\">this guy. <\/a>Or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/02\/18\/jon-gosselin-gets-a-const_n_824953.html\" target=\"_blank\">this guy<\/a>. Or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coloradodaily.com\/ci_16550154?source=most_viewed#axzz1HvRRzbHo\" target=\"_blank\">these things<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Check our favorite out below and click the image to see the rest at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/gavon\/sexidents\" target=\"_blank\">Buzzfeed!<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/gavon\/sexidents\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9047\" title=\"sexident\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/sexident.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"891\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/sexident.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/sexident-202x300.jpg 202w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-9046\" data-postid=\"9046\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-9046 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this day and age, with shows like &#8220;16 and Pregnant&#8221; and &#8220;Teen Mom,&#8221; as well as the glorification of the so-called &#8220;stars&#8221; of said shows, we are always excited to see something that actually promotes safe sex. Especially to teenagers, who, let&#8217;s be honest, are dumb little dumb idiots who walk around with potent, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5133,462,5130,516,21,5131,128,1140,5132],"class_list":["post-9046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","tag-16-and-pregnant","tag-condoms","tag-great-condom-ad","tag-mtv","tag-safe-sex","tag-safe-sex-ad","tag-sex","tag-stds","tag-teen-mom","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9046"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9046"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9050,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9046\/revisions\/9050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}