{"id":9171,"date":"2011-04-04T13:00:33","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T20:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9171"},"modified":"2011-04-04T11:35:46","modified_gmt":"2011-04-04T18:35:46","slug":"worst-tattoo-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worst-tattoo-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst. Tattoo. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"

We follow up that brilliant masterpiece of April Fools hilarity with this… um, “artwork”<\/em> that some woman permanently drilled into her flabby back skin. Brace yourself:<\/p>\n

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First of all, as a person who knows a few tattoo artists, I would really like to know who in their right mind would agree to PERMANENTLY ENGRAVE this in someone’s skin. How could you, as a person who prides themselves in their work, break out a needle and draw that<\/em><\/strong> in 800 X 600 pixel size and say, “WELP, JOB WELL DONE. THAT’LL BE 300 DOLLARS.”<\/p>\n

As for the woman asking for it, well, obviously what we have here is a horrific combination of feminism and retardation (femtardation, if you will), which, when mixed, react similarly to vinegar and baking soda. They create a somewhat<\/em> entertaining, but still generally unimpressive 6th grade science project that makes us all force out a fake, “Oh, that’s… really, um… nice<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

The most important question here is obviously the one they asked over at BuzzFeed<\/a>, which is, WHY THE F***CK IS YOUR VAGINA BLUE<\/strong>? Because I would probably lean away from “beautiful” and more towards “undiagnosed, but definitely fatally diseased.”<\/p>\n\n

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We follow up that brilliant masterpiece of April Fools hilarity with this… um, “artwork” that some woman permanently drilled into her flabby back skin. Brace yourself: First of all, as a person who knows a few tattoo artists, I would really like to know who in their right mind would agree to PERMANENTLY ENGRAVE this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[2395,683,5212,3616,5211,5213,2404,5210],"class_list":["post-9171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-ew","tag-gross","tag-my-vagina-is-beaufitul","tag-no-thank-you","tag-vagina-tattoo","tag-woman-gets-vagina-tattooed-on-back","tag-wtf","tag-wtf-tattoo","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9171"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9186,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9171\/revisions\/9186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}