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Obviously, we all knew that Brazilian women are notoriously hot. You can tell because like, 90% of our Victoria’s Secret models can’t speak English. However, I always just assumed that all the hot ones were exported up here to be super models or went directly from high school into high paying Latin weather-lady positions. I guess that’s not the case, though, because some of them are convicted drug traffickers and murderers in the country’s prisons<\/a>.<\/p>\n Take for example the group of ladies above, who are all the finalists in a pageant called Miss Jail,<\/strong><\/em> a contest held in a Recife prison to determine the most beautiful inmate, based on their looks, smarts, and good behavior (IN PRISON). The winner (in the crown above), was Rebecca Rhaysa Suelen Guedesin, a 19-year old beauty and oh yeah CONVICTED MURDERER<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n According to Rebecca, she is innocent (obviously), but is proud to know that people find her attractive. She won about $1000 in her prison bank account for the taking the crown, but says she is sad that “the dress has to go now and it’s back to prison routine.” Oh, right, I forgot. Because you’re a MURDERER. Cool.<\/p>\n Also a note, SCREW YOU, Brazil! If we were to have a beauty contest in an American prison the winner would probably have 4 teeth and meth scars. NOT FAIR.<\/p>\n\n Obviously, we all knew that Brazilian women are notoriously hot. You can tell because like, 90% of our Victoria’s Secret models can’t speak English. However, I always just assumed that all the hot ones were exported up here to be super models or went directly from high school into high paying Latin weather-lady positions. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[885,5230,5235,5233,5231,5232,5234,2726,2404],"class_list":["post-9200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-brazil","tag-brazilian-jail","tag-girl-wins-miss-jail-title","tag-international-news","tag-miss-jail","tag-prison-beauty-contest","tag-rebecca-rhaysa-suelen-guedesin","tag-weird-news","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9200"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9200"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9217,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9200\/revisions\/9217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"