{"id":9219,"date":"2011-04-07T08:30:11","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T15:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9219"},"modified":"2011-04-06T14:26:32","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T21:26:32","slug":"semen-is-a-good-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/semen-is-a-good-gift\/","title":{"rendered":"Semen is a Good Gift?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You read that right: <\/strong>a legitimate medical journal is under fire for an article they posted in their February issue, where they said that a better gift for women on Valentine’s Day than chocolates would be, YEP: semen.<\/p>\n

According to RetractionWatch,<\/a> Surgery News<\/em> not only retracted the entire February issue from its archives, but also fired its editor-in-chief for the strange Valentine’s Day article, which implied that women who have unprotected sex are happier than women who are abstinent or use condoms. I personally thought it was a pretty hilarious article, despite the fact that it promotes unsafe sex in a world where 1\/3 of young adults have a form of HPV. But it’s quite funny that he mentions semen’s “ingredients,” which include “mood enhancers like estrone, cortisol, prolactin, oxytocin, and serotonin; a sleep enhancer, melatonin; and of course, sperm, which makes up only 1%-5%.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now I’m not saying that women should go out looking to have unprotected sex, because come on<\/em>, don’t be idiots, but let’s be honest here, it’s PRETTY<\/em> funny.<\/p>\n\n

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You read that right: a legitimate medical journal is under fire for an article they posted in their February issue, where they said that a better gift for women on Valentine’s Day than chocolates would be, YEP: semen. According to RetractionWatch, Surgery News not only retracted the entire February issue from its archives, but also […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[203,5238,683,5237,21,5241,5240,5236,5239,2404],"class_list":["post-9219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-funny","tag-funny-science-article","tag-gross","tag-is-semen-better-than-chocolate","tag-safe-sex","tag-semen-as-a-gift","tag-sperm","tag-surgery-news","tag-unsafe-sex","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9219"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9244,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9219\/revisions\/9244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}