{"id":9289,"date":"2011-04-07T14:20:39","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T21:20:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9289"},"modified":"2011-04-07T16:17:52","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T23:17:52","slug":"new-chris-brown-music-video-is-interesting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/new-chris-brown-music-video-is-interesting\/","title":{"rendered":"New Chris Brown Music Video is\u2026 Interesting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Sigh.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Okay, let&#8217;s talk about this. The music video below, I think, is proof that Chris Brown is really trying to recreate himself as an artist and a human being, right?&#8230; You know, he wants to paint a picture of the man he<em> really<\/em> is instead of a guy who bashes his girlfriend in the face, or someone who throws a chair through a dressing room window or whatever. So cool, um,\u00a0 good work. Because you&#8217;re really taking the focus of the fact that you&#8217;re a ticking time bomb of pent-up misogynistic rage and instead focusing on the fact that you&#8217;re a grimy D-grade rapper who spends a lot of\u00a0 time with Tuesday morning strippers and talking about how you want to use their booties as ATMs. I will go ahead and chock this one up as a WIN*.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/22055293\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/22055293\">CBE &#8211; Spend It All (18+)<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/mechanicaldummy\">Mechanical Dummy<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>*Of course by WIN I mean LOSE because this is literally the worst music video I have ever seen (and that is saying something considering how much time I spend watching YouTube). <\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-9289\" data-postid=\"9289\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-9289 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sigh. Okay, let&#8217;s talk about this. The music video below, I think, is proof that Chris Brown is really trying to recreate himself as an artist and a human being, right?&#8230; You know, he wants to paint a picture of the man he really is instead of a guy who bashes his girlfriend in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[24,5269,2395,683,5268,5267,1390,1034,5076,2404],"class_list":["post-9289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-booty","tag-chris-brown-is-a-huge-douche","tag-ew","tag-gross","tag-naked-chicks","tag-new-chris-brown-video","tag-nsfw","tag-strippers","tag-what-is-this","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9289"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9289"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9295,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9289\/revisions\/9295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}