{"id":9453,"date":"2011-04-14T08:30:18","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T15:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9453"},"modified":"2011-04-13T08:50:46","modified_gmt":"2011-04-13T15:50:46","slug":"vintage-std-ads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/vintage-std-ads\/","title":{"rendered":"Vintage STD Ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s often said that today&#8217;s journalism and advertising is all propaganda. Like, blah blah blah Fox News blah blah blah Victoria&#8217;s Secret is telling women to be anorexic. But in all honesty, if you compare the world we live in today to the 1940s, you&#8217;d think we lived in some sort of perfect, honest Utopia.<\/p>\n<p>Back then, everyone from Communist Russia to China and Hitler-run Germany partook in some insane form of propaganda, in every industry from big government to even children&#8217;s cartoons. Even America dabbled in some blatantly false propaganda, especially when it came to soldier morale&#8230; and sex was not exempt. Buzzfeed uncovered some gems from WWII era, and they&#8217;re pretty funny. Take this ad, below:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9455\" title=\"98percent\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/98percent.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"421\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/98percent.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/98percent-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><strong><em>98%, huh? We&#8217;re gonna bet that might be just a TAD exaggerated.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And how about this one:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9456\" title=\"sailor\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/sailor.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"416\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/sailor.jpg 416w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/sailor-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px\" \/><em><strong>I kind of like this one&#8230; I think I&#8217;m going to start saying it to my friends when they&#8217;re popping ibuprofen after a drunken hook up. &#8220;There&#8217;s no medicine for regret, you know.&#8221; Actually that&#8217;s not true. Booze works pretty well.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>And then there is this gem:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9457\" title=\"soldier2\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/soldier2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/soldier2.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/soldier2-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Jeez, based on these posters you&#8217;d think all the women back then were hookers or something. HOWEVER, I will from now on be referring to hook ups as &#8220;sex relations.&#8221; Sounds much more classy. &#8220;Ohhh girl, I had the HOTTEST sex relation last night! DAMNNN!&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Check out more hilarious STD propaganda ads at<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/sarahs28\/98-of-all-women-have-vd-1yzj\" target=\"_blank\"> Buzzfeed.<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-9453\" data-postid=\"9453\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-9453 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s often said that today&#8217;s journalism and advertising is all propaganda. Like, blah blah blah Fox News blah blah blah Victoria&#8217;s Secret is telling women to be anorexic. But in all honesty, if you compare the world we live in today to the 1940s, you&#8217;d think we lived in some sort of perfect, honest Utopia. 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