{"id":9581,"date":"2011-04-21T13:30:29","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T20:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9581"},"modified":"2011-04-21T13:11:26","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T20:11:26","slug":"charlie-sheen-sex-doll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/charlie-sheen-sex-doll\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlie Sheen Sex Doll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I break a lot of promises. Like that I&#8217;ll call my mom everyday, or that I&#8217;ll actually go to the gym every day. And I&#8217;m about to break my promise that I&#8217;d stop reporting anything about Charlie &#8220;Trainwreck of the Century&#8221; Sheen, because this news is too ridiculous to pass up. I could ignore the part where Brooke Mueller got caught cracked out at a pawn shop, and I could ignore CharChar bringing one of his <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">prostitutes<\/span> I mean goddesses to a court hearing about getting custody of his children.<\/p>\n<p>What I couldn&#8217;t ignore, though (although apparently I&#8217;m a week late) is that they made a CHARLIE SHEEN SEX DOLL, and THANK GOD, because I know that every time I whip out my little battery-powered boyfriend the first person to come to mind is a chain-smoking, 6 toothed old man who is aging at light speed, HOW ABOUT YOU?!<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, it sold out. IT SOLD OUT. I mean, disgusting as it was, I could understand the Miley Cyrus doll selling out. I could even understand the Snooki one selling out. BUT CHARLIE SHEEN?<\/p>\n<p>WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9582\" title=\"charlie\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/charlie1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/charlie1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/charlie1-220x300.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-9581\" data-postid=\"9581\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-9581 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I break a lot of promises. Like that I&#8217;ll call my mom everyday, or that I&#8217;ll actually go to the gym every day. And I&#8217;m about to break my promise that I&#8217;d stop reporting anything about Charlie &#8220;Trainwreck of the Century&#8221; Sheen, because this news is too ridiculous to pass up. I could ignore the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[1524,205,5405,5407,683,5406,5220,1771,5404,4909,2404],"class_list":["post-9581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-awful","tag-celebrities","tag-charlie-sheen-sex-doll","tag-goddesses","tag-gross","tag-miley-cyrus-sex-doll","tag-sex-dolls","tag-sex-toys","tag-snooki-sex-doll","tag-winning","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9581"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9581"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9584,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9581\/revisions\/9584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}