{"id":9696,"date":"2011-04-29T08:45:17","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T15:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9696"},"modified":"2011-04-29T10:13:18","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T17:13:18","slug":"sexy-chocolate-ad-or-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sexy-chocolate-ad-or-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Chocolate Ad OR PORN?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/y1LeDUIh28A?version=3\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/y1LeDUIh28A?version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve all known that &#8220;sex sells&#8221; since they made Barbie and Ken anatomically correct dolls that you could get naked. However, in the recent years, they&#8217;ve taken that phrase and, well, &#8220;blown it out of proportion&#8221; would be a kind way to put it. With sexed up commercials for everything from cars to cologne to <em>CHEESEBURGERS<\/em>, I suppose it was only a matter of time before they made a chocolate commercial that would get any hot-blooded human a little riled up.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I&#8217;m not a prude or anything, I&#8217;m just saying maybe cool it on the softcore-porn-like commercials for a product that I put in my niece&#8217;s stocking every year for Christmas OH GOD THAT COME OUT WRONG OK I&#8217;M LEAVING NOW.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-9696\" data-postid=\"9696\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-9696 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all known that &#8220;sex sells&#8221; since they made Barbie and Ken anatomically correct dolls that you could get naked. However, in the recent years, they&#8217;ve taken that phrase and, well, &#8220;blown it out of proportion&#8221; would be a kind way to put it. With sexed up commercials for everything from cars to cologne to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[5478,5480,683,916,727,5477,2404,5479],"class_list":["post-9696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-chocolate-commercial","tag-chocolate-porn","tag-gross","tag-porn","tag-semen","tag-sexy-chocolate-commercial","tag-wtf","tag-zokoko-chocolate","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9696"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9696"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9711,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9696\/revisions\/9711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}