{"id":970,"date":"2009-10-05T12:19:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-05T19:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=970"},"modified":"2009-10-05T12:19:35","modified_gmt":"2009-10-05T19:19:35","slug":"some-people-just-cant-be-reasoned-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/some-people-just-cant-be-reasoned-with\/","title":{"rendered":"Some People Just Can&#8217;t Be Reasoned With&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a professor, I understand that college is hard. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m always willing to give my students some one-on-one attention.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to take advantage of every extra credit opportunity, but this person fails gloriously at trying to charm their way into a passing grade.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_977\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-977\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-977\" title=\"Fail\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Fail1.jpg\" alt=\"image via Collegehumor.com\" width=\"480\" height=\"1497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Fail1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Fail1-96x300.jpg 96w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Fail1-328x1024.jpg 328w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-977\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">image via Collegehumor.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8211;  JB<br \/>\naka The Professor<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-970\" data-postid=\"970\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-970 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a professor, I understand that college is hard. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m always willing to give my students some one-on-one attention. It&#8217;s good to take advantage of every extra credit opportunity, but this person fails gloriously at trying to charm their way into a passing grade. &#8211; JB aka The Professor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[37,321,249,203,323,322,23,128,320],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","category-thelife","tag-college","tag-extra-credit","tag-fail","tag-funny","tag-funny-picture","tag-grades","tag-humor","tag-sex","tag-teaching-assistant","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":973,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions\/973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}