{"id":9746,"date":"2011-05-03T09:30:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9746"},"modified":"2011-05-03T09:16:16","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:16:16","slug":"wtf-of-the-day-adult-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wtf-of-the-day-adult-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF of the Day: Adult Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"512\" height=\"288\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/embed\/3l1OwZslJVqQdgEjBdgh7w\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/embed\/3l1OwZslJVqQdgEjBdgh7w\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" allowFullScreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/p>\n<p>You guys, sometimes I worry about myself in this job. I sit here for several hours, hunting for the weirdest, strangest, most WTF junk on the internet to show you, but sometimes it ends up giving me horrific nightmares. And I can&#8217;t go back to my normal life at night. And no matter what I do I can&#8217;t take my mind off the fact that there are completely crazy people walking the streets around me and what if they serve me my food at McDonalds and I don&#8217;t realize that they right before they made my Big Mac they had to <em><strong>TAKE OFF THEIR DIAPER THAT THEY WEAR AROUND THE HOUSE BECAUSE THEY ARE AN ADULT BABY? <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p> Now if you don&#8217;t mind I&#8217;m going to go watch my eyes, mouth, and ears with Clorox. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-9746\" data-postid=\"9746\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-9746 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You guys, sometimes I worry about myself in this job. I sit here for several hours, hunting for the weirdest, strangest, most WTF junk on the internet to show you, but sometimes it ends up giving me horrific nightmares. And I can&#8217;t go back to my normal life at night. And no matter what I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[5513,5515,5503,683,3616,5514,955,2404],"class_list":["post-9746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-adult-baby","tag-adult-baby-fetish","tag-fat-people","tag-gross","tag-no-thank-you","tag-taboo","tag-weird","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9746"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9750,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746\/revisions\/9750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}