{"id":9929,"date":"2011-05-09T13:45:40","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T20:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=9929"},"modified":"2011-05-09T10:01:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T17:01:49","slug":"crazy-street-dancer-in-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/crazy-street-dancer-in-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Street Dancer in Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I think of Paris (as a person who has never been there, obviously), I assume that everyone there is light complected, with dark hair, wearing a stripey black and white shirt, eating croissants, smoking cigarettes, and drinking, um, tea? and being all rude and snooty. I don&#8217;t know. <\/p>\n<p>All I know is that as a fairly unromantic person, Paris probably wouldn&#8217;t be all that high up on my list of landmarks I had to see because French food is mostly ICK and I&#8217;d much rather hit Prague so I could drink my weight in heavy beer.<\/p>\n<p>However, if I knew that Paris had people like THIS DUDE, I might reconsider my travel itinerary. LOOK AT HIM! Boy looks like a damn CGI character!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5ZSAnUGLH8g\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-9929\" data-postid=\"9929\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-9929 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I think of Paris (as a person who has never been there, obviously), I assume that everyone there is light complected, with dark hair, wearing a stripey black and white shirt, eating croissants, smoking cigarettes, and drinking, um, tea? and being all rude and snooty. I don&#8217;t know. All I know is that as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[1162,5597,5599,5595,3028,2904,5598,4283,5596,2404],"class_list":["post-9929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-awesome","tag-awesome-dance","tag-best-street-dancer-ever","tag-crazy-dancer","tag-crazy-video","tag-france","tag-great-dancer","tag-paris","tag-street-dancer-in-paris","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9929"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9929"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9942,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9929\/revisions\/9942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}