We’re all about getting creative in the bedroom (or the living room, kitchen, backseat, tent, etc etc etc), but sometimes we read about super rando sex ideas and wonder “WHO CAME UP WITH THAT, AND HOW WAS IT APPROVED?” Such is the case with this “Cold Weather Kama Sutra” sex position presented by Cosmo mag. They’ve given us some weird suggestions in the past, so we should be surprised, but this “North Pole” position for cold is so WTF we had to share, especially as half the country gets smacked with crazy cold weather this week.

We’re confused… your apartment is too cold to take off your freakin PUFFER jackets, but warm enough to go pants-less?  Because puffer jackets are VERY WARM, and not exactly conducive to comfortable body-on-body encounters. All we can imagine is trying not to suffocate in the down layers while sweating profusely and feeling like your butt’s getting frostbite. Not exactly erotic. If you try this, we hope you’ll report back and let us know how it goes. But also, like… don’t do this.